Dave Eggers.
I think this is glorious. He is so, so odd. An odd, odd man. But glorious.
Like. I want to marry his prose. I want to roll around in it like it’s dollah dollah bills and I’m Enrique in the Hero video. Like, Dave Eggers, I can be your hero, baby. I can take away the pain. I will stand by you forever, Dave Eggers, ‘cause your writing takes…my…breath…away…
“A 22-year-old North Carolina woman who put her toddler in boiling water and burned his foot with a cigarette has been sentenced to prison.
Prosecutors said Rich put her son in a pan of boiling water in October 2008 as punishment because he was constipated.”
so this lady carries around nunchucks when she takes her dog for walks because the other dogs attack her dog ‘cause her dog is in a wheelchair ‘cause he has the dog equivalent of lou gehrig’s disease.

(via heckyeahdavidarchuleta)
looooooooooooolz, this is my pic with him. that is my arm in the green.
is it odd that i am vaguely amused that editor & publisher closed, but the people who run their blog about media closing were still posting yesterday? i find this fascinating, because most of the time when there’s layoffs, etc, those laid off either ransack the place (i.e. jane, etc, for free goodies) or are escorted out like they are criminals.
YET THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL SITTING AROUND IN THEIR DEAD MAG OFFICES, blogging about the state of the industry.
oh the irony.
here, have a picture:

i love justin bieber.
Are you a Belieber, Amy? Are you?
I AM A BELIEBER. it’s the hair. it is gorgeous.

I AM A REBLOGGED QUEEN.
KONSTANTINE?!

