"When he met her and they liked each other a great deal, he heard things better, and in his eyes the lines of the physical world were sharper than before. He was smarter, he was more aware, and he thought of new things to do with his days. He considered activities which before had been vaguely intriguing but which now seemed urgent, and which must, he thought, be done with his new companion. He wanted to fly in lightweight contraptions with her. He had always been intrigued by gliders, parachutes, ultralights and hang-gliders, and now he felt that this would be a facet of their new life: that they would be a couple that flew around on weekends and on vacations, in small aircraft. They would learn the terminology; they would join clubs. They would have a trailer of some kind, or a large van, in which to hold their new machines and supple wings folded, and they would drive to new places to see from above. The kind of flying that interested him was close to the ground – less than a thousand feet above earth. He wanted to see things moving quickly below him, wanted to be able to wave to people below, to see wildebeest run and to count dolphins streaming away from shore. He hoped this was the kind of flying she’d want to do, too. He became so attached to the idea of this person and this flying and this life entwined that he was not sure what he would do if it did not become actual. He didn’t want to do this flying alone; he would rather not do it than do it without her. But if he asked her to fly with him, and she expressed reservations, or was not inspired, would he stay with her? Could he? He decides that he would not. If she does not drive in the van with the wings carefully folded, he will have to leave, smile and leave, and then he will look again. But when and if he finds another companion, he knows his plan will not be for flying. It will be another plan with another person, because if he goes flying close to the earth it will be with her."

Dave Eggers.

I think this is glorious. He is so, so odd. An odd, odd man. But glorious.

Like. I want to marry his prose. I want to roll around in it like it’s dollah dollah bills and I’m Enrique in the Hero video. Like, Dave Eggers, I can be your hero, baby. I can take away the pain. I will stand by you forever, Dave Eggers, ‘cause your writing takes…my…breath…away…

what the hell is wrong with people?

“A 22-year-old North Carolina woman who put her toddler in boiling water and burned his foot with a cigarette has been sentenced to prison.

Prosecutors said Rich put her son in a pan of boiling water in October 2008 as punishment because he was constipated.”

so this lady carries around nunchucks when she takes her dog for walks because the other dogs attack her dog ‘cause her dog is in a wheelchair ‘cause he has the dog equivalent of lou gehrig’s disease.

someone teach me the art of nunchucking!

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looooooooooooolz, this is my pic with him. that is my arm in the green.

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looooooooooooolz, this is my pic with him. that is my arm in the green.

quizzical-frisson:

A little posting tutorial. Mainly for Amy, but actually for anyone who needs it haha.

A TUTORIAL! FOR ME! <33333 win!

quizzical-frisson:

A little posting tutorial. Mainly for Amy, but actually for anyone who needs it haha.

A TUTORIAL! FOR ME! <33333 win!

this is boring. i am amused.

is it odd that i am vaguely amused that editor & publisher closed, but the people who run their blog about media closing were still posting yesterday? i find this fascinating, because most of the time when there’s layoffs, etc, those laid off either ransack the place (i.e. jane, etc, for free goodies) or are escorted out like they are criminals.

YET THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL SITTING AROUND IN THEIR DEAD MAG OFFICES, blogging about the state of the industry.

oh the irony.

here, have a picture:

quizzical-frisson:

heyidunno:

i love justin bieber.

Are you a Belieber, Amy? Are you?

I AM A BELIEBER. it’s the hair. it is gorgeous.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I AM A REBLOGGED QUEEN.

KONSTANTINE?!

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